Guidelines for Enjoyable Living

1. The Poop Fairy is on vacation which means you will need to pick up your own dog’s poop.  Please keep your pet on a leash.

2. As you can see, everyone here needs their beauty rest, so please keep it quiet between 10 pm and 8 am. 

3. You never know who your neighbor might be so please be kind and considerate.

4. Speed limit 5.5 mph. No more, no less.

5. When departing, make sure you leave your campsite as it was when you arrived. Any spouses or kids left behind will be used for grounds-keeping duties.

6. Please keep all fires in the fire pits. No outside firewood please as it may contain weird scary bugs. 

7. Trash goes in the trash cans and fires go in the fire pit.  Please don’t mix those up.

8. We are family friendly so four letter words are prohibited. Only exception will be when trying to park your camper. $*#@

9. We could go on and on but if you have camped before, we are pretty sure you know all the rules by now. If your mama approves of what you do here, then so do we.

10. BE SAFE! HAVE FUN!!

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Handy Camping tips:

Lint from your navel makes a handy fire starter. Warning: Remove lint from navel before applying the match.

When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either side vacant.